Beyond books: Jeff Bezos invests millions in new spacecraft factory.

Amazon billionaire and Lex Luthor-alike Jeff Bezos is creating a massive new next-gen rocket factory in Florida via his Blue Origin space exploration firm. Perhaps inspired by Matt Damon’s vow to science the ^%$% out of this, if not Matt’s recent bout of #Damonsplaining (don’t ask), our Internet Overlord is now getting serious about the next great space race. After all, asteroids always were nature’s way of asking: ‘How’s your space program coming along?’

So we asked the other Uncle Jeff to explain what it is all about, and this is what he told the Nest.

Beyond books: Jeff Bezos invests millions in new spacecraft factory.
Beyond books: Jeff Bezos invests millions in new spacecraft factory.

“We’ll be flying our orbital launch vehicle from Florida. Cape Canaveral has long been a gateway to humankind’s greatest adventures. As a kid, I was inspired by the giant Saturn V missions that roared to life from these shores. Now we are thrilled to be coming to the Sunshine State for a new era of exploration.

Our new home on the Space Coast is anchored by the launch site at Complex 36. During its 43 years of service, 145 launches thundered into space from this site. The Mariner missions – the first U.S. spacecraft to visit other planets – lifted off from Complex 36. So did Pioneer 10, the first spacecraft to travel through the asteroid belt; Surveyor 1, the first U.S. spacecraft to land softly on the Moon; and multiple weather, communications and national defense payloads hopped their rides to space from LC-36. The site saw its last launch in 2005 and the pad has stood silent for more than 10 years – too long. We can’t wait to fix that.

One of the unique things about our Florida operations is that we aren’t just launching here, we’re building here. At Exploration Park, we’ll have a 21st century production facility where we’ll focus on manufacturing our reusable fleet of orbital launchers and readying them for flight again and again. Locating vehicle assembly near our launch site eases the challenge of processing and transporting really big rockets.

We’ll be launching from here later this decade. You will hear us before you see us. Our American-made BE-4 engine – the power behind our orbital launch vehicle – will be acceptance tested here. Our BE-4 engine will also help make history as it powers the first flight of United Launch Alliance’s Vulcan rocket.

Residents of the Space Coast have enjoyed front-row seats to the future for nearly 60 years. Our team’s passion for pioneering is the perfect fit for a community dedicated to forging new frontiers. Keep watching. Gradatim Ferociter!”

Gradatim Ferociter back at ya, Jeff.

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