The storming of Area 51 – mass casualties on the way?

Is Area 51 about to be stormed by hordes of curious alien hunters seeking crashed UFOs and dead aliens? And if this happens, what’s the likely body-count?

Well, the piss-taking Facebook event called ‘Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us’ over at https://www.facebook.com/events/area-51/storm-area-51-they-cant-stop-all-of-us/448435052621047/ is asking US citizens to mob up at the US Air Force base in Nevada, to overrun the bunkers and uncover the alien secrets it had buried deep underground.

We may soon found out the dangerous answer to this question …