The Trump Science Fiction Agenda?
- Order up Skynet – after all, there is no such thing as time travel. Screw you, Arnold.
- Entice some of those alien hunters down to take on the drug posses.
- Make the Moon the 50th…51st…52nd…what number is it? 53rd state and make it a home for those irritating reporters.
- Use the China Syndrome as a quick means to tunnel to China.
- Build one of those Deathstar things.
- Attack the Martians before they attack us. Send our bugs to them now!
- Just in case those science boys think I’m not going to use them, I want a Jurassic Park up and running before the end of my first term as President.
- I will make sure there is food for everyone with soylent green. I will even make the colour flesh coloured for those who don’t like eating their greens.
- Every home should have an ape as a pet. I will have an orang utan as my bodyguard as we look alike.
- Those nice Shadow creatures are our friends.
- Those nice visiting Sirians are our friends and are cheap to feed and will remove our rodent problem.
- I promise there will be shorter instructions for zero gravity toilets.
- Screw 13. I don’t like unlucky numbers.
- The Tenctonese will do all the lower paid jobs or we won’t give them any sea water.
- Oscar Goldman for my chief of defence. If he can’t do it, then Tony Stark.
- I put the 12 Monkeys people in control of protection from infectious diseases.
- Don’t invite Vulcans to chess tournaments.
- The Klingons are our friends.
- Bolivar Trask’s sentinels program will sort out the mutant menace.
- Microsoft’s Word spell-checker will be turned off permanently. I want equally bad spelling for all.
- The Borg are from Sweden, right, like the tennis player?
- Send a spaceship to Jupiter to investigate that black oblong thing that’s out there.
- Get Doctor Strangelove on the phone for a word.
- I hear the pod harvest in Santa Mira is going well. I want to see it go nationwide.
- What do you mean? I can’t replace Air Force One with the Roswell saucer?
- Get those Men In Black to make people forget my bad decisions.
- I’m not on medication, so why should I care which red or blue pill I take?
- Let the Green Lantern Corps sort out anything off-planet.
- Who cares if I mess things up, that Brit Time Lord will sort out anything wrong I do.
- The triffids will make a great new vegetable food source.
- I want Newspeak in operation and ‘Big Donald Is Watching You’ signs put up immediately.