The Rise of Skywalker (film review by the Critical Drinker).
The Critical Drinker pours himself a wee dram of the nectar of the heathers and settles down to spoil the shit out of the Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker movie.
If you haven’t seen the film, then you don’t want to listen to this review. If you have and you even mildly enjoyed it, then you probably also don’t want to listen to this review, to be fair.
