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The Equalizer 3, aka The Threequalizer (spy-fy movie: trailer).

Hold onto your hats and your kneecaps, folks! Denzel Washington is back with a vengeance in The Equalizer 3, and this time he’s brought a few friends along for the ride – including his old Man on Fire buddy, Dakota Fanning. After a half-decade hiatus, the third installment of this action-packed series is set to explode onto screens this fall, and we can hardly contain our excitement (or fear).

The movie’s tagline should read, “You mess with his friends, you mess with The Equalizer.” Our favorite former government assassin, Robert McCall (Washington), is now enjoying la dolce vita in Southern Italy. But just when he thought he was out, the mafia pulls him back in – and they’re about to learn that messing with McCall’s friends is the last thing you want to do.

Buckle up for a wild ride through the Italian countryside, where McCall teaches the mafia a thing or two about retribution. With an arsenal of face-punching, hand-breaking, and knee-shattering action, “The Threequalizer” (seriously, guys, it was right there!) promises to be a fitting end to this bone-crunching trilogy.

Expect a brutal ballet of destruction as McCall calmly tells the bad guys he’s going to annihilate them. You know it’s going to be a rough day when a mobster jokes, “You warning me?” only for Denzel to coolly reply, “I’m preparing you.” Let’s just say the mafia’s going to need a whole lot of pasta to carb-load for the beating they’re about to endure.

As if reuniting Denzel with Dakota Fanning wasn’t enough to make our hearts race, the impressive cast also includes David Denman, Gaia Scodellaro, Sonia Ben Ammar, Remo Girone, Andrea Dodero, and Eugenio Mastrandrea. This star-studded lineup will undoubtedly serve as the perfect backdrop for Washington’s McCall to dish out his unique brand of justice.

So if you’re into eye-poking with gun barrels, hand-breaking, and criminals soiling themselves in fear, you won’t want to miss “The Equalizer 3.” This grand finale is sure to leave audiences with sore knees and a newfound respect for Denzel Washington’s ability to single-handedly take down the mafia.

Mark your calendars, folks: “The Equalizer 3” (or, as we like to call it, “The Threequalizer”) hits theaters on September 1, 2023. Get ready for one last adrenaline-fueled adventure with Denzel Washington at the helm, serving justice the only way he knows how – with a side of sarcasm and a whole lot of broken bones.

The Equalizer 3, aka The Threequalizer (spy-fy movie: trailer).
The Equalizer 3, aka The Threequalizer (spy-fy movie: trailer).

ColonelFrog

Colonel Frog is a long time science fiction and fantasy fan. He loves reading novels in the field, and he also enjoys watching movies (as well as reading lots of other genre books).

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