Star Cadets on Space Patrol (short scifi movie: in full).

In a galaxy where psychic cats hold all the secrets of the cosmos and sentient pickle people are just trying to live their best briny lives, two star pilots patrol the most unremarkable corner of space. One’s a love-struck hotshot with dreams of glory, and the other? An annoyingly chatty wingman with a knack for driving him nuts.

With dazzling practical effects, quirky banter, and zero regard for the laws of deep-space physics, this short film is a hilarious tribute to the unsung (and slightly clueless) heroes of the cosmos.

Join the patrol. Watch the chaos. And remember—no psychic cats were harmed in the making of this interstellar escapade.

Directed by Joe Nicolosi. Link up with the filmmaker at joe-nicolosi.com.