Galaxy’s most famous stormtrooper sentenced to dish-washing punishment duty.
Young actor John Boyega, better known as the mysterious stormtrooper in all the new Star Wars Force Awakens movie trailers, has just released a tweet that shows him being sentenced to dish-washing punishment duty by his Father.
It’s not clear whether the dad in question was possessed by the Dark Side of the Force when he made this decision, or whether this is just some Yoda-like wax-on wax-off exercises to teach humility. Or, indeed, whether there was just some extra greasy plates sitting in the sink and John drew the short straw, or lost to the rest of the family at WII Play The Force Unleashed, or whatever,
However he ended up in this position, and we’ve all been there, one thing is for certain . . . the galaxy’s most famous stormtrooper has definitely been sentenced to dish-washing punishment duty.
Dad “everyone leave their plates in the sink for John to wash since he won’t tell us anything about force awakens”
— John Boyega (@JohnBoyega) April 29, 2015
Ah, so that’s the terrible secret!