Darth Give-us-your-f*^%$%&-money?
Oh dear, the Star Wars Robber has struck again in the USA. Yes, this grocery store heist artist has taken the evil Sith code a little too literally and is now going around robbing American stores cunningly disguised as Darth Maul, and the TV stations have taken to calling him the Star Wars Robber. Although the Sith Stealer would have been a more accurate and cool name… but presumably most the semi-vegetable mundanes that watch US news shows like this are too stupid to get that?
